Obey the Fake Laws or meet your day of reckoning…

1. Thou shalt not have strange memes before Pepe

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Pepe in vain

3. Remember to keep holy the Counterparty network

4. Honor the Rare Pepes

5. Thou shalt not undercut patrons

6. Thou shalt not double mint thy Pepe

7. Thou shalt not scam

8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbours

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s sales

10. Thou shalt not flaunt thy Pepe before minted in directory

Eternal damnation awaits those who defy the laws of God.